New Girl Quotes

 Because Jess and her roommates are so similar, these New Girl lines will have you laughing out. The comedy show New Girl debuted in 2011 and ran for seven seasons. It's a lighthearted sitcom about a smart but gullible elementary school teacher who, following a traumatic separation, moves in with a group of young guys in the Los Angeles Art District in a magnificent loft apartment.

Over the course of the year, Jess and her housemates experience growing up together. Young adults are the focus of the sitcom as they attempt to determine their relationships, careers, and identities.  Jess and her housemates go through maturity together as the seasons change. The program makes use of young adults' embarrassing experiences as they strive to establish relationships, occupations, and identities. You're guaranteed to like these New Girl quotes, whether you identify more with eccentric Jess, unmotivated Nick, meticulous Schmidt, endearing Cece, athletic Coach, or odd Winston.

Best New Girl Quotes

Sometimes I think I’m just a riddle that I can’t even solve. – Schmidt

I want passion. Even if it’s harder and hurts more. – Jessica

I can’t believe I’ve known you for 20 years. And, you’re still my favorite person to talk to. – Jessica

She’s got that giant heart that’s a part compass and part flashlight, and she’s just the greatest person I have ever met. – Nick

I brake for birds. I rock a lot of polka dots. I have touched glitter in the last 24 hours! And that doesn’t mean I’m not smart and tough and strong. – Jessica

I like getting older. I feel like I’m finally aging into my personality. – Nick

I’m only attracted to guys who are afraid of success and think someone famous stole their idea. – Jessica

I hope you like feminist rants because that’s kind of my thing. – Jessica

You’re a plant killer, and I write songs. We’re weirdos, but that’s who we are. – Jessica

Relationships are prisons. – Coach

New Girl Quotes by Schmidt

Take these, and take care of them. I can get a tetanus shot, but I can’t cure damaged suede. – Schmidt

If you did have a Nick problem, I probably could help you out. You know my diploma says that I majored in communications, but my heart says that I majored in Nicholas studies. I’m just saying. – Schmidt

I’m the squirrel and you’re my nut. Winter is coming, and I’m gonna store you in my cheek girl. – Schmidt

Pine has no place in this loft. It’s the wood of poor people and outhouses. – Schmidt

The economy stinks, bees are dying, and movies are pretty much all sequels now. – Schmidt

If you are for one second suggesting that I don’t know how to open a musical, how dare you! – Schmidt

I love mango chutney—really any type of chutney. – Schmidt

Can someone please get my towel? It’s in my room next to my Irish walking cape. – Schmidt

I have to get everybody in the company’s name into a version of ‘We Didn’t Start the Fire.’ – Schmidt

I’m like a sexual snowflake. Each night with me is a unique experience. – Schmidt

Sick people wanted me, dying people wanted to be me. I was the total candy striping package. – Schmidt

I hate your mustache because I miss your upper lip. – Schmidt

New Girl Quotes by Jessica Jess Day

So when I do the chicken dance, I do it a little differently. Instead of doing claps, I like to do a peck. It’s more realistic. – Jessica

You guys are ruling women out based on their breast size? It’s the least important part of a woman’s body! Unless you’re a baby. Are you guys babies? – Jessica

Do you think that if I were a gold digger, I’d be interested in you? I would be the worst gold digger in the world! – Jessica

Do you know what we should watch? Have you guys ever seen ‘Fame’? – Jessica

Nick isn’t even a man. He’s some kind of man-boy, man-child hybrid. The other day I had to tell him not to pull a dog’s tail. – Jessica

You’re making a huge, life-ruining mistake by moving in with a woman who turned you into an agoraphobic, turtle-faced, borderline alcoholic. – Jessica

I might as well call you Bridge to Terabithia because you make children cry. – Jessica

I’m probably fine. But I also might be dead. – Jessica

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